CactusOfDoom's definitions

Golden Orchard

Sexual Achievement Award given to someone who has had sexual intercourse with with three different generations of the same family tree. Example: Girlfriend, her mom, her grandmother.

When Bill left Katie, she used his dad and grandpa to get her Golden Orchard Award, and revenge.

by CactusOfDoom September 29, 2021

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

Bitch syrup

When a woman’s vaginal secretions are sticky and sweet. If it happens to be mixed with blood, it becomes “Strawberry Bitch Syrup”.

John goes down on his wife nightly because he loves the taste of her bitch syrup.

by CactusOfDoom March 5, 2021