pipe aura

a man who just seems like he’d have a large penis, not because he’s a big dude or brave or anything, can just look normal but has that vibe

her: Jimmy is well proportioned imo

him: has pipe aura too

by hoomuzu March 20, 2025

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Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.

Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

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Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.

Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*

by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024

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Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

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