Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016

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The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016

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Ice-magiced

To be frozen out by a friend for pettiness and given no explanation...

“I haven’t seen Susan in ages, not even a call”
“She’s probably ice-magiced you”

by Jeska Fox January 16, 2018

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magic stoich

A nickname for the Juul. other nicknames are tragic squanch, magic launch, tragic slaunch, and also the stoichmcgoich.

Yall bois tryna go hit that magic stoich and play some fortnite

by leh stoich February 14, 2018

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Make you do magic

a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)

fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.

by Beez Leboss November 12, 2012

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