kwaping's definitions

All whip and no reins

Someone who keeps bugging you to finish something without giving any sort of guidance or assistance. Typically a bad project manager.

Guy1: Dude, our PM sucks!
Guy2: Yep, he's all whip and no reins.

by kwaping August 3, 2009

Twixen

1. Two or more packages of Twix candy.

2. The two individual Twix bars inside one package.

Even though the vending machine was in direct sunlight, the Twix was still two independent Twixen.

by kwaping February 24, 2010

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 7, 2009

San Diego Snowball

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.

Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"

by kwaping December 22, 2009

wtfoogle

"WTF Google"

1. An expletive referring to something stupid Google has done, like those stupidly long URLs from Google Maps.

2. Synonym for "just fucking google it!"

1. WTFoogle?!! Are they seriously ranking that crap page over mine?

2. WTFoogle, Jerry! Look it up your damn self.

by kwaping April 16, 2009

search artist

Someone who doesn't know the answer, but is really good at using internet search engines to find it.

That guy isn't an expert, he's just a search artist.

by kwaping January 6, 2006

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 7, 2006