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This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.
My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.
by LordJenal June 25, 2022
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Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022
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1 year anniversary

the time of year you and your significant other you guys became a whole, my favorite day of you ask me, show them you love them and care for them, and don't forget the date!
them to each other-" happy 1 year anniversary!!!"
by haidbwkdyanakd ur mom.com August 31, 2022
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Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022
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young choristor of the year

one ginger girl with an awful voice, loud as fuck, jarring as hell, finds a way to bring up that once when she was 7, she won young chorister of the year in almost every conversation. She's ginger and has flame pussy.
shes gina fina than a minor. Accused of multiple crimes due in court next week. Eats pussy. WELL! speakin from experience ! schizophrenic. insane. bitter nasty cow.
some one singing...
ginger cunt: I WON YOUNG CHORISTOR OF THE YEAR!!!! mmmmmm...(FLASHES FLAME-HEADED MERE DEMURE PUSSY . resembles sticky lasagne) it's not much but its honest work!
by selfhateclub October 25, 2022
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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99
Top five oldest year 7s are very very young
by Aliminatory October 26, 2022
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Slap Ass Year

All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O
by DillonBerban November 2, 2022
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