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Pizza Cutter Policy

A pointless work policy, but can be used to harm you if not adhered to.
I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.
by Justin_Prime775 November 15, 2021
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we like pizza

I like pizza with peperoni mozzarella and anchovies, I like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano, I like pizza with tomato.
we like pizza in the morning, we like pizza everyday, we like pizza in the evening, we like pizza any way!
by spacemandude October 27, 2021
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Ayo The Pizza's Here

Used when the pizza arrives to your house
Pizza delivery: Ayo the pizza's here
Somebody: *Goes down stairs to take the pizza*
Somebody: OH NIGGA
Somebody: *Falls down stairs*
Somebody: *After Somebody gets down stairs*
Somebody: Ah, my ears burn
by corkscrew2000 August 22, 2021
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The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Siberian Pizza Roll

A makeshift dildo created by shitting in a condom, then freezing it.
"I didn't have any cucumbers left, so i just made a Siberian pizza roll."
by umad? February 20, 2010
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fat chick pizza

Pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that's healthy. It is so named because it's what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they're with that they're healthy and they should not be so fat.

(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
I'll have two slices of the pesto and spinach pizza.

Ok, 2 pieces of fat chick pizza it is.
by noggerino May 21, 2011
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Take the piece of pizza

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu
by Mocoholi November 11, 2010
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