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sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015
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Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019
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Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.
- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.
by Stivchik June 26, 2020
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Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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hairy starfish

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.
DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls January 10, 2008
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brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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Dutch Starfish

The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!
by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009
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