Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu

Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."

by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009

Smart

The exact opposite of me

"Jerry is not smart"

by Notaverygoodname May 7, 2018

Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Smart

Not a popular thing to be these days

Person 1: I'm not very smart
Person 2: I know

by I_am_poggers December 7, 2021

Smart

When someone is smart they are itelligent

She was very smart

by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015

Smart

Someone who is intelligent

*Your name* is not smart for looking up the definition of "smart."

by Einsteins dog December 7, 2010

Smart

A person that is smart is a person that believes in God. If you’re smart enough you’d know that God is real and is our father. Other than smart, you can also be referred to as intelligent, wise, clever, brainy, genius, etc. You’d also recognize you’re own mistakes and apologize for it, even if you didn’t do anything logically wrong, but someone else is upset, you’d apologize anyway. Think to yourself, are you smart enough that you know the truth?

People that speak good about God are smart, but priest are genius.

by EarBuddy October 26, 2020