MasterOfTheDumpyFart's definitions

Flatty Patty

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.

Eww look at that flatty patty!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020

Swumpy Dumpy

A Foul Smelling, generally coated in Fecal matter, Ass and (or) Asshole.
Swumpy, Meaning Swampy or Stinky.

Dumpy, Meaning Gluteus or ass.

Ewwww do you smell Lucas!? He has such a swumpy dumpy!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

Curb Stomp

The act of stomping on someones skull to crush it under your weight.

OH FUCK HE JUST GOT CURB STOMPED!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

Niggardly

Another way of saying "Stingy"

Ughhh Tom still hasn't paid me! he's so Niggardly!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Poob

Poob is a substance made from (but not limited to); Fecal Matter (shit), Toenail dust, Semen (cum), Piss, Shit, Puss, Snot, Earwax, Eye Crusties, and Water.

(not to be mixed up with the 1985 Ewoks TV show character Ploob)

Wow! I just ate so much Poob!
You know what that's made of right?
HUH?!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021