Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandon Fayard

A person who Lives in Brooksville,
quiet,shy,

probably playing Apex Legends, RD2, Brawlhalla
Known associates would most likely be
Kyle, Daniel, Zach, Richard, Gage

Been following this subject for a while, videos he watches etc, Daniel Duncan
Follow their Tik Tok acct

general confused about his place in the world

Brandon Fayard doesnt know that we are always watching, from the skies, to on deliveries, to when hes home sleeping
a watchful eye.

by Jotnar the god June 16, 2021

Brandon

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021

Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.

Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022