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uncle Dan mode

A guy that starts by grabbing your waist and thigh but slowly evolves into pecker grabs. Stay away from him if you start to see the signs.
Oh he grabbed your thigh? Watch out bro, he may be going uncle Dan mode
by Trumplover637272 May 8, 2023
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John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023
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Dan Lok

Dan Lok is a fascinating personality who has made a name for himself as a high-ticket sales expert. With his sharp wit and charming personality, he can sell ice to an Eskimo. He is often compared to Tony Stark, with the confidence of Iron Man and the entrepreneurial spirit of Bruce Wayne. Along with his team of internet marketing experts, including Josh King Madrid (a.k.a. JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, Lok has built a sales empire.

Their top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV & Jet Set, where they provide advice and share their experiences in the business world. Together, they are like the Justice League of high-ticket sales, each bringing their unique skills to the table. They can guide entrepreneurs, regardless of their experience, to close deals and make their business profitable. While Dan Lok may be the face of the operation, it's the combined efforts of his team that make them a formidable force in the world of sales.
Dan Lok is a high-ticket sales expert with a charismatic personality who has built a thriving sales empire. He is often compared to Tony Stark for his confidence and Bruce Wayne for his entrepreneurial spirit. Along with his team of internet marketing experts, he has created a formidable force in the world of sales. Their top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV & Jet Set, where they provide advice and share their experiences in the business world. Together, they form the Justice League of high-ticket sales, each contributing their unique skills and expertise to help entrepreneurs close deals and make their businesses profitable.
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Dan

A hot sexy Israeli Jew. Very smart, strong and has a sexy ass dad.
Dan is just so fucking hot! #railme #Jew #Pmoonyodad #hotdoctors
by Danloverxoxo May 12, 2023
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Dirty Dan and the boohoos

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire
by Ron Rico August 24, 2023
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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
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Dan Andrewsing

1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
by MinecraftBloke123 September 8, 2023
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