Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

Periwinkle Platter

You musty dusty rat

you Periwinkle Platter! Don't take my kill!

by voiledgbyu May 29, 2022

PRS Platter

A platter of the three delicacies of asian culture, Porkmonkey, Ryce, and Sueshi.

Find your delicious PRS Platter at the price of $5.45 at your local grocery store.

by anonymous April 26, 2003

PRS Platter

porkMONkey, RYCE, and SUEshi kickin' it in one illin combo w/wasabi on the side

1. Would you like some soy sauce with your PRS platter?
2. I'd like the porkmonkey in my PRS platter cooked over medium
3. Extra sticky ryce in my sueshi please
4. Jigga wut? you gotta try the flyest combo evah home diggity. PRS platta is coosby

by -niqua May 1, 2003

Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021

Payneville Pancake Platter

When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.

“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”

by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025