PlayOnPlaya's definitions

Mummy Yummy

A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.

"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."

by PlayOnPlaya September 2, 2009

Chicken Noodle Poop

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.

H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...

by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...

OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...

by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

Emergenshit

A sudden need to defecate that becomes so urgent that you don't care who you may end up making eye contact with in the restroom as long as the receptacle has a drain hole.

I was in that long, afternoon meeting we had the other day at work and I had to duck out early because of an emergenshit...can I copy your notes?

by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016

Frankenshit

A single lump of feces comprised of two or more meals, and each meal segment can be clearly defined within the log (whether by sight or smell).

I went backpacking through Europe and tried so many different foods in one week that I had Frankenshit dumps until I got home.

by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018

Vasagna

Having a yeast infection while on your period. Fleshy Layers smothered in a mix of red sauce and ricotta cheese

No sex tonight unless you're hungry for Vasagna

by PlayOnPlaya September 6, 2017