Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

Second Helping

Dating someone that looks like your ex.

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.

by Resolutes November 1, 2019

Spicy Second

An especially eventful 'hot second'.

"That video call took a spicy second."

by BreadstickEnthusiast November 7, 2021

Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates

Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.

by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 9, 2021

Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

cum in 40 seconds

this game will make you cum in 40 seconds, just click to play.

stop fucking telling me to play this game. I dont want to cum in 40 seconds

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Parent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Second-cousin's child.

My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021