snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.

?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.

Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 23, 2023

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for

‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*

by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023