August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

by bitchuck September 1, 2025

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

not your first Cangaroo

When you want to become good at something, but you lack the necessary experience, knowledge, or skills to perform it at the level or standard you expect of yourself. This often creates a gap between your ambition and your current ability, leading to frustration or self-doubt until you gain more practice and understanding.

When the speaker made a grammatical mistake it was clear that English was not his first Cangaroo.
The person was visibly sad, because they didn't do well on their test, and I reminded them that this subject was not their first Cangaroo.
Tennis was at one point not your first Cangaroo, but now you are a proper can-can tennis player

by FickleFeather September 8, 2025

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.

"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"

by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025