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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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Ethnic Cleansing (2002)

The most utterly vile and unapologetically racist video game to ever exist. Period. The fact that this game is not illegal to own is a fucking travesty.
"Ethnic Cleansing (2002)" is a video game where you play as a KKK member (or a Neo-Nazi, as if that's any better) committing domestic terrorism in the form of mass murder...and that's as far as I'll go in describing it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 3, 2024
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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.
Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!
by anonymous April 27, 2024
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Nepalese Belly Button Cleanse

When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip
Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!
by giant dung beetle May 4, 2024
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Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024
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clean clean clean ocd monster

ur ocd monster telling u to clean clean clean. STOP MAKING SUCH A MESS AND CLEAN IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ClEaN cLeAn ClEaN Mr manface! It's me, you're clean clean clean ocd monster
by Definitions@123 May 15, 2024
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