Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.

Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024

kitty hickey

you suck on the kitty to hard and now there’s a hickey

bro, she wouldn’t stop sucking on it bro, now i have a kitty hickey.

by spookymookiedoookie April 9, 2024

Spicy Kitty

A slang term for a cat with a mean, grumpy, no-nonsense personality/disposition.

A spicy kitty isn't necessarily antisocial, per se, but often they are. They're also often female, but male cats can be spicy too.

My spicy kitty will attack you for simply being within five feet of her.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 18, 2024

kitty juice

The orgasmic fluid produced from petting the kitty.

She produced copious amounts of kitty juice and even squirted a little as she expertly petted her kitty

by Joshn1 November 27, 2021

Kitty hands

What Steph says for a dance routine, kitty hands. Or titty hands

"Next use your kitty hands"

by Shbam222 December 3, 2021

Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.

dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded

by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024