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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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one finger push-up

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.
Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???
by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023
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One finger up

Putting one finger up in a picture is a other way to say that you like physical touch and matching humor/sarcasm
*Puts one finger up while taking a group picture*
by 3robi.mn April 20, 2024
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One up

One up from the least desirable bag of weed to buy
It's one up bro said the Waihekean to his stoner mate meaning the bag of weed is shit
by Gangha girl May 26, 2024
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