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Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.
"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."
by slacketstew December 8, 2019
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The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.
Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro
by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019
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Graveyard Baby

Person conceived in wicked graveyard play. Naturally of darker tastes.
Did you see that creepy chick over there?
Yeah, that’s Lilly! She’s such a graveyard baby.
by Graveyard Baby February 27, 2020
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Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.
Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”
by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020
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Graveyard slut

A girl or woman who upon death would prefer to be buried amongst deceased single men rather than her own partner.
Did you hear Zoe talking about her plans to be buried in the male section of the graveyard?
- Yeh man, classic graveyard slut
by Sean Phillips September 20, 2016
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Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.
1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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Graveyard

(Also known as a Vape Graveyard) A nicotine users collection of dead disposable vapes.
This is my graveyard, I’m such an addict
by Baaca November 2, 2021
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