A person who is thirsty, that always needs attention. Someone that is always trying to hang out with others for “clout” or fame
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Get the On everybody dick mug.(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
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Get the everybody loves raymond mug.Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
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Get the And everybody clapped mug.Everybody knows better. You don't think what you think. You don't think what you say you think. You should think what THEY need you to think. Your motivations can't be articulated. They can only be inferred. The contents of your mind aren't your own. You are a blank canvas who serves no purpose other than to be painted to illustrate the speculations of others. Framed to their liking and walked past dispassionately in the museum of life. Maybe one of the CURATORS will pay you some attention every once and a while. Explain to the mob what you mean. You have no ability to express yourself. You can't know the contents of your own mind. You can only be observed. And if they're wrong? Who gives a shit? IT doesn't matter. Even though IT is you.
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