Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022

Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.

I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.

by max nova April 24, 2022

Chippewa Falls

A town known for evil spirits and bad vibes.

“A 10 year old was killed in Chippewa Falls” dated April 24th, 2022

“A 10 year old stomps a 6 month old in Chippewa Falls.”

Chippewa Falls

by rlk30 April 26, 2022

Niagara Falls

No, not the mountain. I’m talking about when a girl gets up after sitting for a while or moves around a bit too much on their period and BOOM gush of blood.

“Can you check me? *walks in front of friend*
“Girl you had niagara falls come on.”

by aboomdalacaca April 29, 2022

fall in void irl

a word that can get you muted on a server called Hypixel

The word was created by Agonnis

i hope u fall in void irl

by fall in void irl December 31, 2021

Fourth Wall Fall Wave

When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).

Wile E. Coyote is the undisputed master of the Fourth Wall Fall Wave.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022