Drunk Allnighter

The greatest way to end up in the hospital.

In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.

Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour

If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.

Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?

Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.

Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.

Albert: Great Idea.

by Anonomous4002 June 28, 2020

Drunk Amy

Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼

Drunk Amy is my favorite!

by Inkedmomof1 September 24, 2017

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

drunk jaklyn

Usually has red hair, takes big naps, super friendly, and tries to fight.

She keeps trying to fight me, that drunk Jaklyn best step away.

by hannahisaloser March 20, 2017

drunk bet

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.

Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .

by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017

bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

by NathanTo June 11, 2017

Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 16, 2017