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by Anonomous4002 November 15, 2020
Get the dis me yo mug.Richard is a boys name that is-- wait a minute. Richard is another word for cock, penis, or dick which mean the same thing. Typically men with 5-7 inch dicks call it their richard.
Meanwhile, two gay men have a chat about their dicks and it all doesn't go that well.
Trevor: Hey Conrad, nice chode you got there.
Conrad: *pulls down pants*
Trevor: WAIT NO I'D TAKE THAT BACK, That's one fine richard!
Conrad: I'd like to see you do it
Trevor: *pulls down pants*
Conrad: OOOOH!!! TREVOR HAS A CHODE!
Trevor: FUCK YOU CONRAD!
Trevor: Hey Conrad, nice chode you got there.
Conrad: *pulls down pants*
Trevor: WAIT NO I'D TAKE THAT BACK, That's one fine richard!
Conrad: I'd like to see you do it
Trevor: *pulls down pants*
Conrad: OOOOH!!! TREVOR HAS A CHODE!
Trevor: FUCK YOU CONRAD!
by Anonomous4002 May 21, 2020
Get the Richard mug.Samuel: FYJE
Mom: ???
Samuel: Fuck you Joe Exotic
Mom: I FUCKING SWEAR THAT IF YOU WATCHED TIGER KING, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
Samuel: Try me bitch.
Mom: ???
Samuel: Fuck you Joe Exotic
Mom: I FUCKING SWEAR THAT IF YOU WATCHED TIGER KING, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
Samuel: Try me bitch.
by Anonomous4002 June 2, 2020
Get the FYJE mug.There are four bases in a relationship
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020
Get the Bill Cosby Card mug.the popular kids are just kids with an upside down brain who think that covid-19 isn't real. They hang out in groups of 7-15 people and don't wear masks during this time. The older ones like to harass, tease, and bully the shit out of kids that are not how they want them to be. The younger ones manipulate the older non popular/semi popular kids. The younger popular kids are known to be as sly as a fox and it can take a matter of a few months to get lured into their real trap where a group of kids are watching. Kids with adhd are most likely the ones to get lured into their trap.
Cody: So, Wyatt? How was your experience with the popular kids last year?
Wyatt: Shitty. I have dealt with the fuckers for 3 years. They are the reason for my undiagnosed clinnical depression. They are the reason why I think it's my fault that COVID-19 got worse here in America.
Cody: Yeah the same thing happened to me. I got suspended for my anger issues. One of the popular kids named Quinn kept making jokes about an incident that happened a year ago. I had enough so I dropped the motherfucker.
Uh Wyatt, are you listening to what I am sayi--
Wyatt: He's a dead motherfuckin man now.
Wyatt: Shitty. I have dealt with the fuckers for 3 years. They are the reason for my undiagnosed clinnical depression. They are the reason why I think it's my fault that COVID-19 got worse here in America.
Cody: Yeah the same thing happened to me. I got suspended for my anger issues. One of the popular kids named Quinn kept making jokes about an incident that happened a year ago. I had enough so I dropped the motherfucker.
Uh Wyatt, are you listening to what I am sayi--
Wyatt: He's a dead motherfuckin man now.
by Anonomous4002 June 20, 2020
Get the the popular kids mug.The greatest way to end up in the hospital.
In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.
Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour
If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.
In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.
Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour
If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.
Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?
Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.
Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.
Albert: Great Idea.
Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.
Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.
Albert: Great Idea.
by Anonomous4002 June 28, 2020
Get the Drunk Allnighter mug.A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020
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