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Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.
"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Homegirl Ambulance

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
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Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.
I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!
by geowmyers June 19, 2022
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Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.
Call an ambulance...but not for me!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022
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