Fail-safe

1. Incorporating a feature to a product, when a malfunction occurs, capable of returning to a working state automatically.
2. Guaranteed to work, reliable.

"We've made it fail-safe by adding a extra NiCad battery incase the main battery fails."
"This recipe is fail-safe, anyone could do it."

by sigridda April 30, 2023

Fail repeatedly

OR indebt yourself to the ALREADY successful.

Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023

Generational Relay Race Fail

When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.

I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.

by MauCougar September 20, 2023

Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those

Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion

by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022

Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.

Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.

by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022