I failed at fucking

Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!

Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass

by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018

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failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail you

mrs.butthead has a failing fettish because she keeps failing me

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019

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failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail people for fun or enjoyment

yo this teacher must have a failing fettish i have a 32% average in her class

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019

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Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)

Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact

by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019

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Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

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When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

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