Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.

Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."

by biig chungus April 18, 2021

cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

Arse Floss

Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.

Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.

by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024

two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.

by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024