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Tims

Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..

Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!

Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
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Tim

he is a great guy
"how good is the name tim"
"yes"
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tim and andrew

The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.
Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!
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He shot a Tim

Shooting a very late/early or breaking your back on NBA2K
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Tim

HES SO CUTE AND THE BEST PERSON EVER!! gives the best advice and knows how to comfort you when your sad, has the best humour and probably gives the best hugs!! deserves all the attention, best person ever in the world.
Tim is so perfect.
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tim b's

A fresh set of Timberlands
Big Kev got some fresh Tim B's on!!
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Tim

"Wow that guy's a real Tim"
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