wet nightmare

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something

"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".

by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

wet kyle

Noun: The act of licking your finger, then sticking it up someone's nose.

Verb: To lick your finger then stick it up someone's nose

I'm about to give him a wet kyle

ewww she wet kyled me in my sleep last night....

by broskizzle September 7, 2010

wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.

She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

Wet Filly

(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.

Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."

by pumbaa February 5, 2013

Wet Afro

When a male ejaculates in a woman or other male's hair and henceforth uses it as shampoo

Girl: I have no shampoo
Guy: I'll give you a wet afro

by jawbraker4lyf November 5, 2014

Bish wet

When stupid bitches are confused.

White girl: *ong I like hate froyo.*
stupid bitch: *bish wet?*
Stupid bitch: *bish wet?*

by Tbh BISH plz March 12, 2015