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When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.
"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"
"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"
"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"
"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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Get the 2% milkstamp mug.When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.
I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
Get the 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp mug.When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.
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Get the whole milkstamp mug.When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
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If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
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