Coitus Cut

A cut(s) sustained during coitus caused by fingernails, teeth, switch blade etc. Usually occurs during climax.

This morning, I received a coitus cut when my wife drove her freshly manicured nails through my flesh as she received the D.

by nbstriker10 March 29, 2020

Cornhole cut

Shaving around your butthole so your farts sound different.

Dude, I was taking a shower and used my wife's razor to manscape, gave myself a cornhole cut and now my farts sound wierd.

by Golf 3 July 16, 2020

Cut the Cow

To brush teeth. Also phrased "kill the cow", "cut the cherry cow", "kill the cherry cow", "kill the cow and cook it with cherries" or similar phrases.

"Make sure you cut the cow before you go to sleep."

by JB+MB August 28, 2020

Lester's Cut

A big fat chimpanzee that takes your money whenever you get some finance ;)

Guy 1 : Yo dude remember you owe me a bit of money
Guy 2 : Nah bro got Lester's cut so im a broke boi boi boi boi
Guy 1 : Damn that shit tuff
Guy 2 : Remember to always pay lester's cut

by jkz capalot August 31, 2020

Queer Cut

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.

I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.

by zealasquigs October 25, 2022

Cut the pie

To queef. Like "cut the cheese," but for ladies only.

Dave: What was that noise? It sounded like a wet fart.
Chip: Grandma cut the pie again.

by Dettigers May 30, 2022

cut ankles

Cut ankles only happens when your son (Daniel) gets to cut then your dad gets cut ankles

Daniels dad gets cut ankles

by Cut ankles December 20, 2021