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Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.
I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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Periodate

A combination of the words period and ate. Also a chemical compound, but more importantly a way to express when someone ate something tf up.
Oh my god periodate!!
by Dy4Tomo May 23, 2023
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Period sis

An eloquent expression of approval, generally used by by young adults to display agreement with a controversial or contentious statement.
Most people say Tom’s mom is ugly but I think she’s hot af.

Period sis
by Chessorganist June 2, 2023
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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
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Period.

A way to passionately describe that you have come to the end of an idea, that you have nothing more to say on the matter, and that's final.
I am so sick of all these disposable menstrual products that take forever to break down, when there are amazing reusable alternatives that save the planet and money!!!

Girl I agree. That's on period.
by menstrual_advocado June 12, 2023
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