Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.

I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.

by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022

green goblin

it's what Ja'mere looks like

"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."

by IOOIIO February 16, 2022

Dart Goblin Special

One who’s throat game is immaculate. Based off the iconic sound from the “Clash Royale” card, the Dart Goblin.

That chick gave him the dart goblin special last night.

by krmpie March 3, 2022

hob goblin

arely from east. that is all.

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters

by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022

Cheddar Goblin

someone who gobbles cheese

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.

by tiffb0t December 28, 2020

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021