A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.
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A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
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