Seiad Valley

a shit hole in the middle of Christmas Tree Land!

: Hey you want to go to Seiad Valley and get our party on??
: Wtf i dont want to part with fucking Christmas Trees!!!

by daisy95 August 17, 2011

The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

Valley Of The Damned

1. A song with such a beautiful guitar solo at the end of the song 😍

2. The best fuckin DragonForce album!

Valley Of The Damned rules!

by UltimateDoge March 19, 2023

Tri valley

Tri valley is one of if not the worst run school in nys. The staff are as practically stupid as the kids who receive little to no real education. The administrators are crooked and take bribes from students and parents who are more on the wealthy side or have family who are active law enforcement. The school is rampant with drug trafficking and illegal activities. There is practically a fight or some sort of violence everyday on campus. Racism and sexism are very much prevalent among the entire community. Bullying, harassment and sexual abuse make the school borderline dangerous and unacceptable. The students are far from welcoming or nice. The girls are practically all run arounds. mental health and social support is a joke in this school. No one cares. The school is run like shit and and despite people saying it’s improving it is not in the slightest. This school gets a fat F

Tri valley sux

by The New York hillbilly March 22, 2023

Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.

Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023