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When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
Get the St. Louis Salt Lick mug.Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
Get the Rose Valley Fountain mug.Pronounced as "two-twenty". You and the boys are on a motorcycle cruise, going down Rt 220 through Williamsport, PA. Your girlfriend has had copious amounts of alcohol prior to you getting off work. Against your better judgment you still allow her to get on the back of the bike with you. She then proceeds to try and choke you out going 70 mph down Rt 220. You manage to fight her off while maintaining control of the bike. You and the boys proceed with your ride after taking her home.
Man, that ride last night was wild. She went for the 220 Takedown, so I took her home, and dumped her ass before we continued on.
by RodJammerJR June 5, 2023
Get the 220 Takedown mug.When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.
Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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Get the Jersey wop fountain mug.When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.
Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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