Hard Fork

When one uses four fingers to lift an ass Booty cheek, to satisfy a itch or airflow from the ass Booty crack.

Dude: "Don't mind me, just going to a quick hard fork, got a bubble fart that will not pop."

by Chojitacos February 15, 2019

BRING IT HARD

To take action in all ways possible.

I was in a classroom one day and the teacher said that we are going 2 to study vibes and I said bring it hard then

by Dont go there m.j. September 25, 2018

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Railed hard

A action or expression, that describes a woman and\or man who has been fucked so hard and rough, that there pussy or cock has been destroyed.

Chris; how was last night?
Cassie; amazing I got railed hard.

by YOUR VEGINA February 13, 2023

The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility washed over him. He finally understood the word acceptance and was ready to walk into the unknown.

by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Try-Hard

A student (typically in high school) who puts excessive effort and emotional investment in schoolwork; they will usually downplay their achievements and have extremely high standards for what qualifies as a "good" grade.

"I only have a 95 in Honors Algebra II. I barely qualify for the accelerated math course."
"Shut up, try-hard."

by GoGraystripe May 7, 2022