Oliver

The sweetest but most traumatized boy you'd ever meet.

"Does oliver need ther-"
"Yes."
"..is he kin-"
"Yes."
"😨"

by irish_lightbulb July 31, 2023

Oliver

Biggest dick boy with big penis definitely not small very large, bigger than yours. Big dick blonde boy with HUGE penis. Big brown eyes to compliment my- I mean his big pp. Very good scuba diver with huge shlong doesn't scuba dive anymore cause he lost the goggles. Gonna marry a nice girl with another huge yogurt slinger to match his 22fter

Lily- OMFG Oliver was fucking railing me with his MASSIVE peen!!!
Dylan- Yea he did it to me too...
Lily- ...
Dylan- ...
Oliver- ...threesome NOW
Dylan- whatever daddy wants, daddy gets

by Bloop_blop_blink August 1, 2023

Oliver

A loving and caring mother. Hotty all the way. Not very smart but makes up for it with her big ...

Oliver is a legend

by Lionbigmane August 6, 2023

Olive

Most Beautiful girl one can find. She is cute, buh has a tender heart and doesn't deserve any heart break . How I wish I was an Olive

I really do love olive

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Oliver tree

Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy

Random person: "Mmmm I need Oliver tree in my mouth~"
Everybody on this planet: "same."

by johnnyjoestar August 17, 2023

Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.

Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!

by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023

Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.

Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?

by LordJenal April 15, 2023