Top yourself

To commit suicide/ kill yourself

Mark Renton : And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

by Klepes June 12, 2023

Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.

Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2023

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

Fuck yourself

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024

Do you hear yourself talk

A comeback used in response to someone who is extremely, mind-numbingly stupid.

Dumbass: "Skibidi Toilet is funny and awesome"

Smart guy: "Bro do you hear yourself talk"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024