Cancer

When u have an expensive haircut.

Bill: what’s the most expensive haircut?

Brayden: chemotherapy

Bill: gotcha cancer

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.

Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

cancerous bread

The stupidest type of bread

Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread

by deensterbro July 7, 2021

Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.

1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

cancer

1. feminists

2. fran, (and the rest of those types of name bf thing)
3. this website

cancer

by jimmy_mom:D August 12, 2022

no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*

G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?

by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022

Cancerous

Something being soooo good that you cant stop or help from (participating in, continuing in, ingesting, spreading) it. But is only good in a detrimental way.

”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!

This show was sooo cancerous.
These cigarette’s are sooo cancerous.
This cake is so cancerous!

by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022