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Politics

Being told how to live but not in a fun sexual/kinky way. Often includes terms such as, "tariffs, economy, and your mom."
Hanna: I asked your mom about politics, and she told me she knows everyhting...it kind of made me uncomfrtable when she grabbed my thigh.

Sarah: Okay who did you vote for?
by Fall1234 April 8, 2025
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.
Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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Uncanny Polite

adj.

That eerie feeling when someone’s politeness is so unnervingly perfect and mechanical, it sets off your internal alarms. It’s the kind of fake niceness that feels like a mask hiding something darker—too smooth, too rehearsed, like a polite robot lurking just beneath the surface. When someone’s uncanny polite, you don’t just feel uneasy—you instinctively brace for manipulation or hidden intentions.
“I don’t trust her—she’s always so uncanny polite, like she’s planning something behind that smile. It feels like a trap somehow.”
by Iccento May 24, 2025
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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
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Politics

Relationship between the acts of government and opinion of its subjects and how the opinion of subjects affects the act of government and how the act of government influences the opinion of subjects.
Politics plays a huge role in governing a country.
by Ashish jojo April 13, 2024
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Political Whore

A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.

A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*

Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"

Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2024
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