nigger box

Slang term for a tanning bed.

You've been to the tanning salon 4 times this week, woman, enough of the nigger box(ing) already!!

by MustangGT August 23, 2005

ice box

old school for "refigerator" orgin: The ice truck would come every morning to bring a big block of ice to keep your shit cold during that day.

Yeah, the milk is in the ice box.

by the greenskeeper July 22, 2004

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

Box Sex

When the receiving sexual partner, typically a female, is intentionally put inside a box for sexual purposes. The box is usually shut in such a way that the person inside can't escape without assistance, and there is usually a small air hole and a bigger "Sex Hole" where the vagina/anus is located. A Sex Box is normally used in a situation where a receiving partner wishes to be "used" by multiple people, and the box allows them to both be traded like "property" and allows the person on the outside to "use" him/her without caring about their looks, since all they see is the vagina and/or anus. Some variants include a mouth hole, and more permanent housing.

Guy 1: Where's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Her and I had box sex last night.
Guy 1: So is she still in the box?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Really? Can I borrow your sex box?
Guy 2: Sure, I don't mind sharing her.

by Super Girl 13 December 10, 2012

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Bitch box

A woman's mouth.

Shut your bitchbox you irritating hobag.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Shadow Box

A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.

Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.

by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011