microsoft_bastard's definitions

meat whistle

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cooder Whipper

A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.

That stupid cock wick can't fuck...he's a goddamn cooder whipper

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jizzims

(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.

1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003