Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025

Cuck Chairing

The act of watching, lurking, or not participating in an activity. Does not necessarily have to be sexual.

Brian was cuck chairing the group chat.

by Tark. February 21, 2025

Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.

"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."

by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025

《¤》Language《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Folding《¤》Chair《¤》

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by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

by morting March 17, 2025

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021