Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.

Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!

by Rionox March 2, 2023

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

Alaskan snow cat

When 6 crackers stand in a circle and nut on a nigger and eventually turns him white.

Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.

by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 1, 2023

Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.

I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!

by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023

Alaskan powerwash

Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder

She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.

by Dangleebals October 10, 2023