The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025
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Get the Maynard mug.A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one
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Get the Maynard mug.A slur often used to call someone whom is a notorious liar about serious subjects. Or someone who’s known for being nice, and does a out of character thing. (Usually used when someone does something outlandish)
“Hey did you hear the lie that she said earlier?”
“Yeah she’s acting like a real Maynard”
“Did you hear what he said to her?!”
“Yeah..what a Maynard”
“Yeah she’s acting like a real Maynard”
“Did you hear what he said to her?!”
“Yeah..what a Maynard”
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