Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git

What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Knobbing

The act of two or more bald males rubbing their hairless heads together in a friendly manner as a sign of greatness in the name of baldness.

Those bald-headed guys are knobbing to show their approval of their masculinity.

by BaldMursesUnited September 14, 2023

faucet knob

A blumpkin with a twisting motion.

She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.

by Lzcs October 20, 2019

Knob Gobblin

This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.

Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in

the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!

by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020

Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Knobbed

The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.

After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021