orange turtle

A turtle that has been raped by Donald trump

I feel bad for orange turtles

by haydenpotato November 13, 2016

ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle

Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure

by Nugs92 June 13, 2018

Mine Turtle

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.

Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!

by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

Gut Turtle

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.

Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...

by 3 Diamond GT February 11, 2023

Turtle back

A waffle fry (specifically from Chick fil A) with the skin left on.

Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?

Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.

Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.

by Brookola February 9, 2021

Turtle Dove

When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.

Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!

by Batdaddy903 December 18, 2021