BlakeTheSnakeDager's definitions

Harambe luck

Just really shitty luck

I had harambe luck when I got pulled over for drunk driving.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart

I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016